I’ll never be a successful prostitute.
I just love USF! So, after all this time being unable to find any research opportunities, I stumbled across a research page at the USF web site. It offers help to those in need of finding research in their particular field of interest, including matching you with potential mentors. I love how I was never told about this site when I met with my advisor a few months ago. I have searched through the USF site before and never came across it. Anyway, so I applied to one research opportunity that I found listed online and am hopeful that something can be worked out. I never thought offering myself for free would prove to be so difficult. I guess I could never actually charge for my services.